The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

The most kick ass decade ever.

Your war cry in combat, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God!” Shouts of “Hogs by 90!”

The best decade ever. Nickelodeon was still cool, Power Rangers were the biggest thing ever, plastic lunch boxes were pretty awesome, and nick jr. still had Face. Will never be surpassed by any decade. The 00's have already lost. 70's weren't that good. The music and movies, great. The things that happened though, not so good. 80's is a close second.

Making a quick change in a choice, or breaking someone's ankles.
Based after a 90-degree angle

An insulting term used to refer to any particularly stupid person; a moron, imbecile.
Literally: a person having an IQ below 90.

Basically the best decade ever. I could be here for awhile listing reasons but here we go. One: Economy. It doesn't even come close to the shit hole of an economy we have today. Clinton was 1,000,000 times better than Bush (who is part of the reason we're in the shitter. Everyone was happy and having a good time. Second, overall media was better: tv, music, etc. Rap had true meaning and wasn't nearly as bad as the garbage today. The beats were original and they rapped about other things than getting money, fucking bitches, and getting ass-raped (that one was a joke but probably is happening.) Rock was awesome and it was actually a time where it was acceptable to like both rap and rock (because both were sick.) In fact, I have nothing to compare rock to because I don't even think they make it anymore. All the music today is auto-tune shit (because it actually doesn't take a good voice to become a singer anymore.) It gets worse and worse every year. TV sucks. What happened to those good 90's cartoons? There were replaced with shit like Hannah Montana and iCarly, in which case every episode is about boyfriend troubles. What happened to MTV? It's all fucking reality tv shows. I don't think anyone can pay enough to sit down and watch The Jersey Shore. Life is so centered around technology that people have almost become dependent. That is what will happen in the future if this keeps up. People can't go 1 second without their facebook, twitter, blackberry, you name it.