An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.
“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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A STUPID RETARTED JERK. he is a fuckin asshole and should go burn in hell for defining Switchfoot the way he did.
Mr. Miyagi is an asshole because he said Switchfoot is annoying and talentless
by switchfootlover422 January 13, 2008
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The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.
Gave my girl the Miyagi Triple Threat last night, and man did she cum hard!
by TeamJimmy August 30, 2011
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A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.
Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?
by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009
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The act of bringing on the surprise ass whooping Miyagi Style
Man I would have never thought that food was going to knock him out so quick he went Miyagi on that ass.
by Julz London December 28, 2019
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The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.
It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.
by carrotsoup101 April 17, 2020
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Soggy Miyagi- A fart so juicy, it makes your underwear soggy. A form of shart.
Man, I laughed so hard, I did a soggy Miyagi.
by Zozo the Cat February 07, 2010
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