When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

A word that describes massive coolness so as to incite an expression of laid-back style and refinement.