Guy 1: whips out a 5 inch knife
Guy 2: “That’s not a knife... THIS IS A KNIFE!!1!11!!!”
Also Guy 2: pulls out a machete
Guy 2: “That’s not a knife... THIS IS A KNIFE!!1!11!!!”
Also Guy 2: pulls out a machete
by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 16, 2019
Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.
by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.
by Alex the Chao September 05, 2009
Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.
by Bolter!! January 14, 2007
by crap November 19, 2004