THIS IS A KNIFE!!!11!!!!1!1!
Guy 1: whips out a 5 inch knife
Guy 2: “That’s not a knife... THIS IS A KNIFE!!1!11!!!”

Also Guy 2: pulls out a machete
by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 16, 2019
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Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.
Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.
by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018
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1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.
"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.
I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
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A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.
Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.
by Alex the Chao September 05, 2009
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A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.
Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.
by Bolter!! January 14, 2007
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paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.
that's not a knife... THIS is a knife
by crap November 19, 2004
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