'Cool Yo Ass' is a phrase used to tell someone to either shut up, step back from a confrontation with the person who is saying the phrase or to tell an individual, or group of persons, to 'be cool', to 'calm down' and/or 'step back' from the situation.

'Cool Yo Ass' is a much much cooler way of saying 'calm down', 'chill out' or any other type of similar phrasing.

To 'Cool Yo Ass' is to either simply be cool or to 'have a Coke an a smile and chill the f**k out'

The action of 'Cool Yo Ass' (or more correctly 'Cooling Yo Ass') is to remain totally cool, calm and collective and basically 'brush the dirt off your shoulders' like it 'ain't no thang'.

This term was coined approximately around May 2009 in the city of Christchurch in Canterbury, New Zealand by a group of stand-up dudes who wish to remain nameless. So Cool Yo Ass...
Luke: "Oh my God! Duuuude, you just knocked that bouncer clean the fuck out!!! The cops are going to arrest us!!!"

Kane: "Cool Yo Ass."


Wendy (the racist bar manager/owner): "You, you and you, get the f**k out of my club now! ...I hate you Coconuts and Maoris!"

Kane: "Bitch, cool yo ass."
by Kommi Knocker June 04, 2009
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User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.

Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.

Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.
Example 1

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"

Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"

Example 2

Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"

Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"
by Zip Zack November 21, 2012
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Getting shot by a preferably small bullet
Petey: Excuse me young Negro male, but may I stand here next to you with your "Crew" if you don't mind me saying.
D Jones: Nigga! You best back yo cracka ass off before I pulls out mah nine and cap yo ass, aight nigga?
by Big Nigga Johnson May 29, 2005
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An african-american style threat obtained on the account of insubordination often from parent to child (as well as other exchanges). It is not strictly limited to african-americans. Although it is usually just an empty threat used to express reproval, it very well can be followed by a severe beatdown or whoop. The whooping itself can be performed using accessories such as a belt.
O hell no, son, you better not eat that last piece of chicken or im gon' whoop yo' ass!

I heard you dropped outta school and gon' to jail. Thats my boy! But now i heard that you be foolin wid dose white boys! Come here, im gon' whoop yo' ass!
by mak2675 August 19, 2007
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murder, assualt, strike on sight, beat down, slaughter, chop up, smash, whip cream em, break em off.
sittin at the red light, if i see ya i'm bringing violence, i'm ah bomb you ass, i'm a killa that moves in silence, i bring havoc thats detramental to anyones lifestyle, light skinned in a streak call em golden child. everytime i see you i'm gonna bomb yo ass, bomb yo ass, you a busta nigga you aint got no ghetto pass, got not ghetto pass.
by g thang December 01, 2006
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a slang term used in many african american homes wich means come here now.
bring yo ass little nigga.(:
by rainasierra. January 17, 2008
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When you finna smack the goofy outta someone, you gon clown they ass.
Ima clown yo ass if you keep talking all that shit
by yomamaissahoe April 11, 2017
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