Jab is a term for a quantity (usually twelve or thirteen) of narcotics, specifically rocks (crack cocaine), blows (heroin) or weed (cannabis). The narcotics are often packaged in individual knotted or ziplock baggies and then placed in a larger clear knotted plastic bag.
"Gonzo dropped the jab in the alley when he saw the police."
"He up that jab in the lot"
"Helsel has then jab up his ass."
by TKCarradie May 31, 2014
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When a guy sticks his dick in a girls vagina,usually when the girl isn't willing.
Sam:I jabbed a girl last night!!!!!!
by mwiz March 02, 2015
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something that doctors or lab techs do to people who are required to do so in the process of finding an "Answer" to their medical whoa's. This process is done with some sort of needle, which can be quite painful and annoying, perhaps leaving track marks up and down the inside of your elbow or inbow
Karen had high blood sugar when she was pregnant, therefore the doctor felt the need to JAB her with a needle to take some of her blood.
by Angie (I love you Karen) March 10, 2006
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Stands for-Just A Bitch, or Just A Body. A Jab is the kind of girl you hook up with when you aren't looking for a relationship. Using her for "just her body" and not getting emotionally attached, not getting her number, and possibly not even her name. Phrases for hooking up with JAB girls are "you down for a Jab?", "Want to throw some Jabs?" or even just a quick jab on the girls arm will do. If she Jabs back, shits goin' down.
Guy 1. "Ayy whats good bro?"
Guy 2. " Nothin' bro, I just broke up with my girl so I've been out here bangin' JAB girls that I'll never talk to again!"
Guy 1. " Bro, all girls should be JAB girls"
Guy 2. "Amen!"
by Just A Bro April 26, 2012
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a word that already exists but's being used in a different context, means basically nothing, and can mean ne thing
"wats this jab"
by loser May 05, 2003
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An Object, usually round and circular with a smooth surface. The object is coated with Jube (Lube for jabs, inspected by the lubrication standards committee). Then the object is firmly placed between the butt cheeks. For newbies a slow sitting motion and/or vulgar thrusting would be adequate. For advance Jabbers (a person who jabs) a fast thrusting should be obtained. Jabbing can be accomplished with a partner and/or couple. Originally developed in Germany by pediatricians for anal cavity health. It was meant to brush your butt like a toothbrush brushes your mouth. When American society heard of this they perverted the technique to obtain self fulfillment.
I got a jab signed by Brad Pit, to bad its covered in my shit.

I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.
by PaPa Deusch June 16, 2010
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derrogatory word for people of Indian origin or decent
youre a jab
by NOK August 28, 2003
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