Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
by cowtools February 08, 2010
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Its essentially virgin denim that has never been washed or treated. Usually really dark blue and stiff when you first put them on but after constant wear they will start to assimilate the shape of your "fit"/body and be worn in the right places.
by Clarence Winson August 12, 2007
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The spot located in the crotch of denim jeans where the four seams meet to form a small mound of surplus material which resembles a clit
"David, if you don't stop playing with your denim clit, you are going to rub a hole in your new jeans."
"I went to flick Aaron's denim clit, but I accidentally flicked one of his testicles through his jeans."
"I went to flick Aaron's denim clit, but I accidentally flicked one of his testicles through his jeans."
by Mitchell_E December 27, 2007
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by DaRoof Fiddler February 09, 2009
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by Phillip Hutchens September 04, 2006
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When a guy wears jeans that are too tight and you can see the outline of his package in pretty good detail.
I didn't realize it at the time, but once I saw the holiday pictures, I was embarrassed to see my dad's denim basket.
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by j-love July 05, 2004
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