When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck
by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021
a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"
person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
by Gjfkdoejghsjs February 04, 2021
“You’re just naming moves... You guys are just drinking a beer, y’know, just full screen, yelling ‘Give him The Ol’ Dick Twist!’”
by Henbert March 22, 2021
The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
by BeanieBitch October 05, 2020
A no-pussy-getting ass nigga. To be clear, a bitch ass nigga whose cock cannot fit in a woman's pussy. A homo.
by killsickdick August 05, 2020
A Dick that can split a girl into two in seconds leaving the whole place looking like a murder scene. They are deadly and regarded as 'killing machines' Slags tend to grow fond of them.
by Decii January 19, 2016
by Macdaddy5539 August 17, 2016