Any fake story on the Pinocchio-in-Chief, whose manifold lies make him the political clown of choice among comedians and humorists worldwide.
One Trump joke goes as follows:
Don goes to prison and the first night he’s trying to get some sleep when he hears an inmate yell out, ‘19!’ followed by a chuckle from his cellmate. He didn’t pay attention to it, but then there was a yell of ‘47!’ and another chuckle.
‘What the heck is going on?’ he asks his cellmate.
‘Well, we’ve heard every presidential lie in here so often, so we’ve numbered them to save time.’
‘Oh,’ he says, ‘can I give it a try?’
‘Sure, no problem.’
So, Don yells out ‘11,780!’ and there is commotion. Wild laughter sweeps from cell to cell. Eventually the laughter subsided, and Don turns to his cellmate who is wiping his tears of joy. ‘That was a good one, dude?’
‘Yeah! We’ve never heard that lie before!’
Don goes to prison and the first night he’s trying to get some sleep when he hears an inmate yell out, ‘19!’ followed by a chuckle from his cellmate. He didn’t pay attention to it, but then there was a yell of ‘47!’ and another chuckle.
‘What the heck is going on?’ he asks his cellmate.
‘Well, we’ve heard every presidential lie in here so often, so we’ve numbered them to save time.’
‘Oh,’ he says, ‘can I give it a try?’
‘Sure, no problem.’
So, Don yells out ‘11,780!’ and there is commotion. Wild laughter sweeps from cell to cell. Eventually the laughter subsided, and Don turns to his cellmate who is wiping his tears of joy. ‘That was a good one, dude?’
‘Yeah! We’ve never heard that lie before!’
by MathPlus June 02, 2021
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A joke told with the intention of being funny, but inenvertadly confuses the audience due its extreme lameness. A Tino Joke is also known as a "flo-joke". Usually the person telling the joke finds the joke extremely funny even if its not.
example 1: "Are you from Jamaica? coz you Ja-Makin me crazy"
example 2: "Yesterday this guy told me a Tino Joke, i ended up loosing 15 minutes of my life due to the confusing state it left me in."
example 2: "Yesterday this guy told me a Tino Joke, i ended up loosing 15 minutes of my life due to the confusing state it left me in."
by ShadoWriter October 21, 2015
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Greg: HAHAHA
You: What is so funny, was there a joke
Greg: Wanna hear a joke
You: Is it the one you were laughing at?
Greg: Yeah it was, the joke was you fucking clown
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Greg: Wanna hear a joke
You: Is it the one you were laughing at?
Greg: Yeah it was, the joke was you fucking clown
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