using the fancy knot you uncle hid in his closet with all his pink rubbery sticks and this the swing

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies

To abuse and stalk a woman pathetically.

from the eponymous Firesign Theater comedy album

a group or a massive amount of people who have not had sex yet

Someone who finds out the truth about are planet, and then is never seen again