It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"

" I'm sorry, I...

"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
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A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh
Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids
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Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*
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The van full of kids is where you cum into your hand, and then you fist your girl.
Dude I just gave her the van full of kids and she liked it.
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Kids who often attempt to impress people by showing others their video on their new iPhone 8 showing themselves blowing fat O's. The best way to portray a vape kid is to be in the mindset of one, there for the sentence below will not have the words "vape kid" in it.
"Dude, I have this crazy vid of me blowing some fat ass clouds, and oh dude look at this fat O I blew. Sick right?" (vape kid)
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A freak of nature weirdo kid who likes to reside in the famous Varley Cafe often likened to a jungle. These students will sit on one another and pretend to be cats, or some will say, they identify as such creatures.

For example,
*student with cat ears, lip piercings and bright blue hair playing dungeons and dragons*
‘That kid is so Varley’
For example,
*student with cat ears, lip piercings and bright blue hair playing dungeons and dragons*
‘That kid is so Varley

‘Fucking hell look at that Varley Kid
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