that faget ass hat john always wears

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.

A battle in which two or more people give to each other to see who gives the best gifts.

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

When you're eating a girl out and she shits on your face. Occurs because Meher Baba is punishing you for having premarital sex, and is very common among his believers.

The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.

1. The absolute inability to reject a rejection of presents. This includes days such as birthdays, Christmas, Jewish Christmas (I dont know how to spell) and many other gift giving holidays.

2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top

3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something