Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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a big purple raisin floating around in space with a sparkly oven mitt.
Thanos is coming for those jems boi!!!
by Loki_the_killer May 02, 2018
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A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.
“Man, Thanos really screwed the Avengers
by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019
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An Insurance company that Makes every thing 50% off in the snap of a finger! you want 50% less Life in the Universe? Thanos insurance.
Thanos that Universe
by Ultra Instinct Sans February 14, 2019
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Purple elephant that committed genocide withe a nintendo power glove in a superhero movie
Thanos is coming
by Apollo with one L September 22, 2018
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Grape man with cool glove. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes" .
Thanos looks like a decaying prune.
by TheUltimateGod4 July 25, 2018
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