When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!

When food is left over from a meal and there is so much of it that you spend the rest of the week eating just that.

When there is so much food left over that you have to spend the rest of the week finishing it off.

When there is so much food left over from a meal that you spend the rest of the week finishing it off.

Banging the Thanksgiving turkey in its ass prior to pulling out its innards. It’s the 3rd step in the turkey preparation process after first defrosting it then taking the wrapping off.

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.