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Thank you Captain Obvious
A phrase said to
a dumbass
who answers a
rhetorical question
or
states
the obvious.
Guy: Where did he
come
from?
Dumbass
: His
mother
.
by
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May 19, 2005
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May 4 Word of the Day
Carpe DM
A portmanteau of
carpe diem
, a Latin phrase that means “
Seize the Day
!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means
seizing
the day via DMs.
Dude 1:
Bro
I just got
Arnold Schwarzenegger
’s
number
!
Dude 2: Carpe DM,
bro
, Carpe DM.
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December 30, 2020
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thank you captain obvious
What you
reply
to someone who has just said something completely
stupid
and
obvious
.
Joe: Wow it sure is hot here
in the desert
huh
?
Tom
: Well thank you captain obvious...
by
puje
November 11, 2009
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