"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a Kim Thai!"
"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
by bad_batz November 30, 2011
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A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
by Aubman October 31, 2007
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Incredibly brutal, violent and effective martial art originating from Thailand, originally taught to Thai soldiers as part of Krabi Krabong.
Famous for its mind-blowingly fast and powerful kicks.
Famous for its mind-blowingly fast and powerful kicks.
by Pornocrasizzle November 22, 2003
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High quality marijuana bud that is wraped around a thick stem from a canabis plant with hemp rope. This is done to compress then buds and dry it at a slower pace then is done otherwise. This slow drying process allows for a greater potency of the marijuana. However, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT dipped in opium or some other drug.
I spent most of my college years smoking thai stick, occuping various administration buildings, breaking in to the ROTC...
by BUD BROS 4 LIFE December 05, 2005
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Muay Thai is usually regarded as a very hard, external style. However, especially because of its roots in heavily Buddhist Thailand, some consider it to have a spiritual aspect as well. Thai boxers typically perform some Buddhist rituals before beginning a match. Practicing Muay Thai is a vigorous workout and produces tremendous cardiovascular endurance.
Muay Thai involves boxing techniques, hard kicking, and knee and elbow strikes. Low kicks to the thighs are a very distinguishing technique used frequently in Muay Thai. Stand up grappling is also used and allowed in the ring. Muay Thai practitioners develop a very high level of physical conditioning developed by its practitioners.
by Dancing with Fire December 30, 2010
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by DangerJ April 03, 2006
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If you love a combination of spicy, sour, sweet, salty and bitter then you might LOVE Thai food.
If you have acid reflux, many food allergies (especially peanuts, coconut and fish), think Louisiana hot sauce is the hottest thing on Earth, aren't the gastronomically adventurous type and are sensitive to strong smells and flavors, you will probably not like Thai food.
Most common ingredients in Thai food: peanuts or peanut sauce, fish sauce (smells awful when cooking but tastes great and the smell does not remain that strong when done), lemongrass, coconut milk, bird's eye chili, cucumbers, lemons, curries, garlic, jasmine rice and apple banana (it's a special type of banana).
Try it. You might become addicted.
If you have acid reflux, many food allergies (especially peanuts, coconut and fish), think Louisiana hot sauce is the hottest thing on Earth, aren't the gastronomically adventurous type and are sensitive to strong smells and flavors, you will probably not like Thai food.
Most common ingredients in Thai food: peanuts or peanut sauce, fish sauce (smells awful when cooking but tastes great and the smell does not remain that strong when done), lemongrass, coconut milk, bird's eye chili, cucumbers, lemons, curries, garlic, jasmine rice and apple banana (it's a special type of banana).
Try it. You might become addicted.
Good Thai food experience: "Dude, I had some tom ka gai and I don't want to eat anything else for the rest of my life."
Bad Thai food experience: "Oh yeah? Well my ass as a ring indented on it from sitting on the toilet for hours. Worst case of the shits ever."
(Most likely Thai won't give you the shits, so fear not!)
Bad Thai food experience: "Oh yeah? Well my ass as a ring indented on it from sitting on the toilet for hours. Worst case of the shits ever."
(Most likely Thai won't give you the shits, so fear not!)
by TheAnalyzer55 November 18, 2011
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