(n) or ( adj) An older Asian female on the prowl for younger men. Initally coined on the island of Oahu in 2008.
Dude, is that a Tranny or a Thai-ger trying to buy me a drink

Dude, have you seen Phiilip McCooter's girl, she's such a thai-ger
by Cashew-Actual July 18, 2009
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I rap for listeners, blunt heads, fly ladies and prisoners Henessey holders and old school niggaz, then I be dissin a unofficial that smoke woolie thai -- Nas (Memory Lane.
by Reallifespic October 15, 2007
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Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?
by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019
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A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.
I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.
by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010
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A "smile" where the eyes are nearly closed, but the teeth are showing. This smile is typical for Thai girls when they are getting assfucked by a British tourist. It occurs at the exact moment where the "money" is flowing in. Money that they desperately need to provide for their starving families. When done correctly, this smile will instantly cheer up the room: the same smile is also worn by the similarly short-statured, loud-mouthed, generally obnoxious Gilbert Gottfried.
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by ThaiSmile December 10, 2018
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To leave abusively and abruptly. Turning friends into bitter enemies by leaving them.
"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a Kim Thai!"

"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
by bad_batz November 30, 2011
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