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I fucked Thaelo last night and now I gotta spend 3 months in the hospital to stop the excessive bleeding coming out of my ass hole.
by 11thletterofthealphabet July 19, 2018
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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a super cool, authentic, thoughtful, engaged and passionate guy who walks his own walk and talks his own talk without being rolled by outside judgement.
Wow, have you met Thaelo, he is so real.
by the real real dude January 22, 2018
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Thaelo is a name. Thaelo's are incredibly unique manifestations of blue green Earth Gods... there are very few men in the world strong enough to be a Thaelo. Closely related to Thor the God of Thunder. A human incarnation of a phthalo coloured light being.
Hey Thaelo - there's a thunder storm coming, wanna go for a run down the beach with me?
by the real real dude January 22, 2018
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