He has flies in his hair. I saw them fly in. They have been there for 5 weeks. I think they have become mummies in there. They had died from his greasy jungle hair. He has been wearing those red underwears for three months now. When he dances he looks like one of those yo gaba gaba tv shows. He lickes bbq nipples. He hasa black tongue
"Oh is that thaddis, I saw flies go in his hair."
Yeah, that's the gut that has fungus on his tongue.
Yeah, that's the gut that has fungus on his tongue.
by itsqueenb December 17, 2018
Marvels one and only thicc purple Titan: The only think hes making disappear is your assholes elastic nature
Guy 1: I’m feeling a little bit thirty, you know? i just want someone to take care of me.
Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy
Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy
by Im_sorry_my_lads September 23, 2018
by thaddywhatthatgauntletd September 01, 2018
MOM: Thaddy! COME EAT BEFORE I STARVE YOU TO DEATH.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.
by FATSHAMER666 August 04, 2018
Short for Thanos Daddy, implying that someone finds Thanos sexually attractive, and would like for him to be their daddy.
mer: if you drop a coin in one of thaddy’s chin slots, you get to ride his face all night long
me: sorry, what?
me: sorry, what?
by liabells June 02, 2019
by danyell+sandwich January 05, 2018
by ilovelisps2017 April 01, 2017