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Pronounced tuh•gnome
When a human is sexually attracted to a gnome. During inter course with the gnome girls like to stick the gnomes pointy hat up their vagina and guys like to stick their hat up their asshole
When a human is sexually attracted to a gnome. During inter course with the gnome girls like to stick the gnomes pointy hat up their vagina and guys like to stick their hat up their asshole
by Bumblebree April 15, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005