When your friends all seem to be texting you at the same times with the same message.
Textual Assault The other night when Dave got his ass beat by Kim. chris, tim, and ryan were all sending me video at the same time, every 10 seconds. Totally Textual Assaulting me at 2 in the morning.
by Fox63A March 26, 2009
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This occurs when two people build up sexual tension via text messages.
"Yo Sara and I were texting so hot last night, the textual tension was astronomical"
by The Prince of Sandy Hill November 10, 2009
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The act of phishing for a mark by sending out evocative or suggestive text messages randomly, hoping to provoke interest, eventually lulling the mark into a false sense of security, at which point he or she may be taken advantage of.
He got a random text message from an unknown woman who swore she met him at a bar last month. He agreed to meet her for another drink, but when he walked her to her car, her boyfriend came out of nowhere and jacked him for his wallet. It was classic textual assault.
by Asi9 August 16, 2010
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When you receive too many SMS text messages all at once from different contacts on your cell/mobile phone, which doesn't happen too often. It could be both good or bad
All of a sudden I was textually bombarded when the manager announced his resignation.

I was textually bombarded on midnight leading to my birthday, 20 birthday greetings in 3 minutes. It felt great being loved by many people
by Dee-Odus January 04, 2009
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The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.

Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!

2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
by JCoyote November 22, 2010
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When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.
Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!
by Lainaaa June 28, 2007
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Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)

Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.

HOW TO GET A TTD.
If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.

If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.

If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.

The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.
"Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..."
"Sorry, I lent it to Mike."
"DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?"
by xoxoslythERIN July 11, 2008
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