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1.Pretending to be texting; therefore onlookers will think you are busy rather that pathetically sitting there bored and lonely.
I was waiting for the bus when some hot girls passed by, so i whipped out my phone and did a "text fakie" so they didn't think i was sulking like a loser.
by CheesyPoofs September 03, 2009
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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