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When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.
Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
by Lunchbox2 March 08, 2011
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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