If you come a across someone named Texas you are lucky he plays and does the most but he can be nice and caring at times
by That_sammy_mix October 16, 2018
A place where people are actually free. Socialism hates Texas. You can find green trees, beautiful cities, vast open plains, windmills, oil wells, farms, and diversity like nowhere you've seen. No they don't all cuss in Texas, no they don't wear Cowboy gear. A texans power is only rivaled by beings such as the florida man. God bless America!
You from Texas?
Yeah why
Don't you hate the dust and tumbleweeds?
What dust and thmble weeds? I don't live in a 1940s movie!
Yeah why
Don't you hate the dust and tumbleweeds?
What dust and thmble weeds? I don't live in a 1940s movie!
by Randomchao5 January 7, 2021
by Kim Jong Il December 7, 2004
At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 19, 2007
Well, as a Texan, I guess I'll throw my two cents in...Texas is a great place to live. I know alot of people from other parts of the country think "Hicks, Rednecks, Incest, Ignorant, Dumb, ect, ect..." But, the fact of the matter is, Texas is a real diverse state, with large metropolitans such as Houston, and Dallas/Ft. Worth, and also vast areas of rural towns and farm/ranchland. Now, im a country boy, but that doesn't mean that im racist, eat possum, and only listen to country music. Ya, I do have a 4x4, and yes, I do live on a small ranch with horses and cattle and such. Plus the Cowboy boots and all that stuff, But thats just me, not all of Texas. I like all genres of music, From Rap/Hip Hop, Rock (and all subgenres that go along with it), Country, and a whole bunch of other stuff. We've got all different races, creeds, religions, and beliefs, Some of the finest Colleges in the nation, and just down right good people. Ya, the weather is pretty wild, but hey, ya get used to it, or at least I have, I cant really speak for others. All in all, some of yall just need to it thru your thick, opinionated, stereotypical heads that Texas is not what you think it is...yeah, big words huh? Well, Texas has a pretty good education system, 3.6 GPA, in a town of about 800. Just thought I'd throw that in there, for kicks.
Oh, and btw, we're not responsible for Bush, he does what he does, we cant help that, plus, hes from Conn. Blame them. and, Yeah, Our flag can fly at the same height as the Nation's flag, but as a state/prior nation, We've earned that right, so dont be jealous...
Oh, and btw, we're not responsible for Bush, he does what he does, we cant help that, plus, hes from Conn. Blame them. and, Yeah, Our flag can fly at the same height as the Nation's flag, but as a state/prior nation, We've earned that right, so dont be jealous...
Non-Texan #1: Texas is nothing but cows, horses and Cowboys...
Non-Texan #2: Lets not forget all the Hicks and uneducated redneck racists!
Texan: Oh Yeah!? Try tellin' a Texan that, even the country ones, I bet you wont be happy with the outcome...
Non-Texan #2: Lets not forget all the Hicks and uneducated redneck racists!
Texan: Oh Yeah!? Try tellin' a Texan that, even the country ones, I bet you wont be happy with the outcome...
by TexasMade,TexasPlayed December 3, 2007
All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.
by jr January 6, 2005
A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.
Texas, we are normal!
by Texas born, raised and proud May 21, 2005