by Ready-Liver November 07, 2009
1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...
girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice
girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot
girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot
girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
by Francis Urquhart June 05, 2013
by the_anonymous_one_rules August 03, 2010
texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....
by lizze October 25, 2006
The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.
" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".
by milkoneperth July 25, 2014
The one place with more stereo types than Canada.
Trust me. Iβm from Texas myself. I may have an accent, but I donβt spend all my time bull riding and yee hawing. I sit on my couch and write this shit
Trust me. Iβm from Texas myself. I may have an accent, but I donβt spend all my time bull riding and yee hawing. I sit on my couch and write this shit
by Texasgal321 February 06, 2021
May 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

