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1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...
girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
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A Southern US state that only steers and queers come from.
Sgt. Hartman: Holy dogshit, Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy!
by Francis Urquhart June 05, 2013
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Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!
by the_anonymous_one_rules August 03, 2010
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texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....
u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass!
by lizze October 25, 2006
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The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.
" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".
by milkoneperth July 25, 2014
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The one place with more stereo types than Canada.

Trust me. I’m from Texas myself. I may have an accent, but I don’t spend all my time bull riding and yee hawing. I sit on my couch and write this shit
Boy: Your from Texas?
Me: Yeah
Boy: So your a cowgirl?
Me: Shut the hell up, bitch
by Texasgal321 February 06, 2021
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