by Lexi :D April 24, 2010
Someone stupid. Just like how Texas was to vote for a racist white supremacist with an agenda to only benefit himself while a perfectly abled EXPERIENCED politician ran against him with a DEGREE in POLITICS
by Ahh_Dont_Me November 4, 2020
the act of recieving head from another person, or giving head to another person
1. Texas coming to u: you receivin da head
2. U goin2 texas: you givin da head
1. Texas coming to u: you receivin da head
2. U goin2 texas: you givin da head
Gurl1: Hey gues wat yo?
Gurl2: Wat?
G1: I jus got sum Texas!
G2: 4REAL!! did u go2 texas or did texas come2 u?
G1: TEXAS CAME2 ME!
G2: lucky bitch! lol
Gurl2: Wat?
G1: I jus got sum Texas!
G2: 4REAL!! did u go2 texas or did texas come2 u?
G1: TEXAS CAME2 ME!
G2: lucky bitch! lol
by kbaby45 July 23, 2009
Circa 2018, the entirety of the state of Texas can only be described as a blue collar hell hole.
The recent exodus of working class individuals and families from other urban blighted parts of the U.S. has caused Texas, a normally middle of the road place to live, to become yet another dead end location for anyone hoping to become the best version of themself.
The slow early 21st century death of Texas can be largely attributed to, or was at least initiated by, oil rig workers and the oil industry.
Relocators be warned; the only thing you are going to do upon moving to Texas is become a morbidly obese, stupid, underachieving, and underpaid version of yourself.
By 2022, Texas' new state motto will be "The mediocrity State; excellence is impossible when you are 80% body fat."
By 2024, Texas will surpass Florida in being the trash can of the Southern United States.
The recent exodus of working class individuals and families from other urban blighted parts of the U.S. has caused Texas, a normally middle of the road place to live, to become yet another dead end location for anyone hoping to become the best version of themself.
The slow early 21st century death of Texas can be largely attributed to, or was at least initiated by, oil rig workers and the oil industry.
Relocators be warned; the only thing you are going to do upon moving to Texas is become a morbidly obese, stupid, underachieving, and underpaid version of yourself.
By 2022, Texas' new state motto will be "The mediocrity State; excellence is impossible when you are 80% body fat."
By 2024, Texas will surpass Florida in being the trash can of the Southern United States.
Person 1 in 2024: I'm thinking of moving to Texas. There's no state tax. I can make more money there.
Person 2 in 2024: There are also no labor laws. Ever been fired immediately after getting injured on the job? Employment is hard to find when you have a broken back and no right to legal representation. Stay where you are and get a second job.
Person 2 in 2024: There are also no labor laws. Ever been fired immediately after getting injured on the job? Employment is hard to find when you have a broken back and no right to legal representation. Stay where you are and get a second job.
by James R Clobum February 19, 2019
Patrick- hey spongebob what am i?
Spongebob- uh stupid?
Patrick- no i’m Texas!
Spongebob- what’s the difference!
Spongebob- uh stupid?
Patrick- no i’m Texas!
Spongebob- what’s the difference!
by simplysad6969 May 29, 2019
I don't know how to say this, word aren't enough.. She's such an amazing friend. She looks out for others. She's a bright girl with a unique name, Make fun of her amazing name, your just jealous she has a better name, personality and looks. Never underestimate her. She can act all shy but never mess with her, She's gets very aggressive but she always has a good laugh.. Texas is a very dramatic person, be we all love her. Texas is a extremely gorgeous person! She doesn't trust people that easy. Texas always has that one friend who turns there back on her, but she can do better than that! What Texas doesn't realise is that she has all the boys chasing her.!
by I._.Dont._.Know November 5, 2018
Spongebob: hey Patrick what am i?
Patrick: I don't know stupid?
Spongebob: no, I'm texas.
Patrick: What's the difference?
Patrick: I don't know stupid?
Spongebob: no, I'm texas.
Patrick: What's the difference?
by Allmighty lord of muffins March 12, 2020