The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by Mistahtom@aol.com February 15, 2006
A whole lot of nothing.
In some places:
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it.
In other places:
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
In some places:
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it.
In other places:
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas! (Pulls out a knife)
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
by Coolon July 5, 2006
A bigger version of Oklahoma
Cowboys and gunslingers who drive around in pickup trucks
Square dancing
Country music
Oil, oil, oil
Tornados
Tumbleweed
Bible thumpers and the growing number of evangelicals
Mexican migrants
Barbeque
Chili
Hot peppers
The Alamo
Hicks
racism
Capital punishment
Don’t mess with Texas. The Lone Star State. Was once part of Mexico then became its own country then became a state in 1835, causing the Mexican War, then became part of the Confederacy then back to the U.S. Part of the Bible Belt. The state where everything is bigger: the road signs are bigger, billboards are bigger, boobs on broads are usually bigger, people are bigger or fatter, and big SUVs. Texas is just too dam big, period. It’s the 2nd largest state by area, covering some quarter of a million square miles in the southern/southwestern U.S. with 263,000 square miles. It could fit several Midwestern states in its vast territory. It takes about 13 hours to drive on I-10 from El Paso to Houston or vice versa and about the same amount of time from Harlington/McAllen to Amarillo. The drive, no matter which way you go, is dull and mostly flat with not much of a change in scenery, unless you are close to El Paso, which looks like Arizona. Texas is so big that El Paso is closer to San Diego or Los Angeles than from Houston and Houston is closer to some areas of Florida than from El Paso.
Texas is also the 2nd largest state by population (22,000,000) and growing quickly. Austin is the capital and 17th largest in the country, while Houston is the largest city and 4th largest U.S city, but Dallas-Ft. Worth is the largest metro area. Other large cities include San Antonio, El Paso, Fort Worth, Arlington and Corpus Christi. Texas has three cities alone that have more than one million residents: Houston, Dallas and San Antonio—the most of any state. And these three cities are among the top ten largest American cities. Houston is the largest single city and home to NASA and the Johnson Space Center, numerous energy firms, petrochemical manufacturers and one of the largest medical centers. Dallas is a major financial and high-tech center, San Antonio is, well.....only known for the Alamo and that’s it. Nothing special otherwise about San Antonio.
Because Texas is so large in area and population, it is very diverse. Texans come from all walks of life: suburban soccer moms, whitetrash, hillbillies, hicks, rich oil magnates, inner-city gangbangers, cattle ranchers, cowboys, Bible thumpers, farmers, poor Mexican migrants, anything and everything. Diversity is also found in its economy. It has the 2nd largest economy in the nation after California. Houston is the country’s leading energy center and was built on oil. It also has more energy firms than anywhere else. It’s also the home to NASA and the Johnson Space Center. Houston is also a major medical center, thanks to the University of Texas Medical Center. And the Houston area is the country’s leading center of petrochemical production. The Dallas-Ft. Worth area is home to many financial and insurance firms, high-tech firms (Texas Instruments and Dell Computers) and transportation and trade (American Airlines and Southwest Airlines). Austin, the state capital and 4th largest state capital by population is in a class all by itself. It’s a major, hip college town thanks to the University of Texas at Austin. Austin has frequently been ranked among the “youngest” ,“coolest”, “most educated”, “weirdest” and “most fit” cities in the country. It’s the “live” Music Capital of America and it’s recent slogan has been “Keep Austin Weird.” San Antonio, the 3rd largest city (unofficially 2nd largest according to 2007 estimates), is not known for much except for the Alamo and Riverwalk. El Paso is nothing but a craphole. Some areas like Laredo and Harlingen/McAllen are among the poorest cities in the United States and populated by almost nothing but illegal immigrants and Mexican migrants looking for free handouts. These two areas are two examples of everything that is wrong with our federal government not enforcing immigration law. Not surprisingly, they were ranked among the poorest and worst metro areas in the country to live, according to the Places Rated Almanac of 2007.
Cowboys and gunslingers who drive around in pickup trucks
Square dancing
Country music
Oil, oil, oil
Tornados
Tumbleweed
Bible thumpers and the growing number of evangelicals
Mexican migrants
Barbeque
Chili
Hot peppers
The Alamo
Hicks
racism
Capital punishment
Don’t mess with Texas. The Lone Star State. Was once part of Mexico then became its own country then became a state in 1835, causing the Mexican War, then became part of the Confederacy then back to the U.S. Part of the Bible Belt. The state where everything is bigger: the road signs are bigger, billboards are bigger, boobs on broads are usually bigger, people are bigger or fatter, and big SUVs. Texas is just too dam big, period. It’s the 2nd largest state by area, covering some quarter of a million square miles in the southern/southwestern U.S. with 263,000 square miles. It could fit several Midwestern states in its vast territory. It takes about 13 hours to drive on I-10 from El Paso to Houston or vice versa and about the same amount of time from Harlington/McAllen to Amarillo. The drive, no matter which way you go, is dull and mostly flat with not much of a change in scenery, unless you are close to El Paso, which looks like Arizona. Texas is so big that El Paso is closer to San Diego or Los Angeles than from Houston and Houston is closer to some areas of Florida than from El Paso.
Texas is also the 2nd largest state by population (22,000,000) and growing quickly. Austin is the capital and 17th largest in the country, while Houston is the largest city and 4th largest U.S city, but Dallas-Ft. Worth is the largest metro area. Other large cities include San Antonio, El Paso, Fort Worth, Arlington and Corpus Christi. Texas has three cities alone that have more than one million residents: Houston, Dallas and San Antonio—the most of any state. And these three cities are among the top ten largest American cities. Houston is the largest single city and home to NASA and the Johnson Space Center, numerous energy firms, petrochemical manufacturers and one of the largest medical centers. Dallas is a major financial and high-tech center, San Antonio is, well.....only known for the Alamo and that’s it. Nothing special otherwise about San Antonio.
Because Texas is so large in area and population, it is very diverse. Texans come from all walks of life: suburban soccer moms, whitetrash, hillbillies, hicks, rich oil magnates, inner-city gangbangers, cattle ranchers, cowboys, Bible thumpers, farmers, poor Mexican migrants, anything and everything. Diversity is also found in its economy. It has the 2nd largest economy in the nation after California. Houston is the country’s leading energy center and was built on oil. It also has more energy firms than anywhere else. It’s also the home to NASA and the Johnson Space Center. Houston is also a major medical center, thanks to the University of Texas Medical Center. And the Houston area is the country’s leading center of petrochemical production. The Dallas-Ft. Worth area is home to many financial and insurance firms, high-tech firms (Texas Instruments and Dell Computers) and transportation and trade (American Airlines and Southwest Airlines). Austin, the state capital and 4th largest state capital by population is in a class all by itself. It’s a major, hip college town thanks to the University of Texas at Austin. Austin has frequently been ranked among the “youngest” ,“coolest”, “most educated”, “weirdest” and “most fit” cities in the country. It’s the “live” Music Capital of America and it’s recent slogan has been “Keep Austin Weird.” San Antonio, the 3rd largest city (unofficially 2nd largest according to 2007 estimates), is not known for much except for the Alamo and Riverwalk. El Paso is nothing but a craphole. Some areas like Laredo and Harlingen/McAllen are among the poorest cities in the United States and populated by almost nothing but illegal immigrants and Mexican migrants looking for free handouts. These two areas are two examples of everything that is wrong with our federal government not enforcing immigration law. Not surprisingly, they were ranked among the poorest and worst metro areas in the country to live, according to the Places Rated Almanac of 2007.
I honestly wouldn’t mind living in Texas depending on location. Wheather you love it or hate it, Texas unarguably is the epitome of state pride.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 26, 2007
The lone star state, a state with a soul of a nation. A state that doesnt give a fuck what yankees, hicks from colorado, or faggs from Califronia think. The population of Texas is on the rise. This states economy is in boom. So all the dumb teenyboppers from boring states that watch queer mtv and think their real smart better shut the fuck up. George Bush is embarrasing and a dumbass so fuck him and dont stereotype us. Texas is on the rise so as for those other states we dont give a fuck!
Stereotyping is a sign of ignorance.
Howdy! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks!
I am Texan before american!
Howdy! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks!
I am Texan before american!
by milkshake February 16, 2005
1. The worst fucking state of the entire union. America needs Texas like humanity needs another Nickelback album. This is a state so backwards, that George W. Bush is still popular there--Texas still thinks he shits gold and pisses crude oil. If Texas is really going to secede the states as Govenor Rick Perry says, LET THEM! America will let them dwell in their abundance of teen pregnancies for a year until they are a third-world country, then we will come in, knock down all their shitty little buildings, enslave them and make them a servent class, (seeing how Texans aren't really people) and lastly, sell Texas back to Mexico making a satisfying profit
2. A cesspool of crazy fucks who still like George W. Bush and think it is alright to have sex with their brothers and sisters.
2. A cesspool of crazy fucks who still like George W. Bush and think it is alright to have sex with their brothers and sisters.
*School spelling bee*
Teacher: "Could you spell the world Texas?"
Student: "Could you give me a definition?"
Teacher: "Texas: a state that just sucks dick."
Student: "T-E-X-A-S, Texas!"
Teacher: "Could you spell the world Texas?"
Student: "Could you give me a definition?"
Teacher: "Texas: a state that just sucks dick."
Student: "T-E-X-A-S, Texas!"
by Proudly American July 15, 2009
Texas A place that we are all very jealous of and wished we lived in.
A place with suburbs filled with houses that look exactly the same as far as the eye can see.
Where the people are all thirty-two stone and there are no sidewalks, because nobody walks anymore.
A place with suburbs filled with houses that look exactly the same as far as the eye can see.
Where the people are all thirty-two stone and there are no sidewalks, because nobody walks anymore.
Fat Texan grunts at six in the morning as his daily heart attack wakes him up.
He goes down to the kitchen, devoures eighteen slices of bacon, four eggs, thirty-seven pancakes and a liter of Dr. Pepper.
He then puts on his cowboy hat and his boots, puts on his belt with the obnoxious belt buckle that is shaped like Texas and puts his gun in the holster.
He then walks out the door, determined to make it to the bottom of the driveway to retrieve the mail...walking...walking...
halfway down the Texan fails as usual and collapses into a grunting heaving heap.....
Don't mess with Texas.
He goes down to the kitchen, devoures eighteen slices of bacon, four eggs, thirty-seven pancakes and a liter of Dr. Pepper.
He then puts on his cowboy hat and his boots, puts on his belt with the obnoxious belt buckle that is shaped like Texas and puts his gun in the holster.
He then walks out the door, determined to make it to the bottom of the driveway to retrieve the mail...walking...walking...
halfway down the Texan fails as usual and collapses into a grunting heaving heap.....
Don't mess with Texas.
by ProudNortherner October 5, 2009
The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.
by irvinesucks January 22, 2009