A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.
Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!
by John Smith April 03, 2004
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the 2nd biggest state in the USA in the south. alot of things in TX are bigger. or at least ppl say they are. this state has long droughts. aka the lone star state due to the one star on its state flag. the ONLY state to have 6 flags flown over it. thats why they made a whole amusement park called 6 Flags Over Texas.
'bigger in Tx, better in a dodge!'

see? even dodge admits that things in TX are bigger!
by freckleschic09 June 25, 2005
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Texas - cause even God needs a place to relax
Maybe you can catch the big guy and his Son at Six Flags or Fiesta Texas enjoying some quality time together.
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Home to Dr. Pepper, several modern and well respected singers, activists, and the like, Sam Houston, and other great men and women before him, numerous plantlife and animals, and a few horrid idiots who give the rest of us a bad name-ie: George Bush.
by Mimiko May 18, 2003
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As the great American author John Steinbeck put it:

"I have said that Texas is a state of mind, but I think it is more than that. It is a mystique closely approximating a religion. And this is true to the extent that people either passionately love Texas or passionately hate it and, as in other religions, few people dare to inspect it for fear of losing their bearings in mystery or paradox. But I think there will be little quarrel with my feeling that Texas is one thing. For all its enormous range of space, climate, and physical appearance, and for all the internal squabbles, contentions, and strivings, Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America. Rich, poor, Panhandle, Gulf, city, country, Texas is the obsession, the proper study and the passionate possession of all Texans."

According to CNN Money.com, out of the "Top 100 best places to live in 2006", 10 were in Texas (which lead the nation)
by Samuel Chase January 22, 2007
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The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.

If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.

2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...

3.God bless Texas.
by TexasBallin May 17, 2005
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