Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.