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A word used to describe drunkards (usually from the southern bits of America; Texas, Alabama, or someplace similar). Ten Gallon can also refer to a type of cowboy hat, typically seen in movies. Most Texas Ten Gallons are also obese and speak in such a thick southern accent that attempting to decipher them would be near impossible.
Tourist 1: Oh man, Texas! I'm so excited!

Tourist 2: I see some Texas Ten Gallons already.. damn drunkards.

Texas Ten Gallon: I'll tell ya buster if ya were me wife cleetus i'da smashed dis botl cross ur head man don't mess wit me.
by IncognitoTab77 January 23, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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