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Texas Shoelace
Flossing
your ass with a
shoelace
in order to
clean it
.
“Every
night
John
gives
himself a
Texas shoelace
.”
by
TexasJohn
May 02, 2019
Get a
Texas Shoelace
mug for your daughter-in-law Riley.
May 24 Word of the Day
geriatrocity
The horror and shame of
getting old
; especially when approaching the age of
gray
hair and
arthritis
.
Yo dude
,
Darryl
is turning 40 next year.
That's what
I call geriatrocity.
by
shrimphead
February 28, 2009
Get a
geriatrocity
mug for your fish José.