Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed