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Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.
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This is a rather involved and racial sex act, please do not read if you hate Black or Homosexual persons.

A Texas meatloaf is when an overly hick Texan grabs an obese Black man off the street and takes him back to his ranch. The obese Black man has many a roll on his body and the Texan must fuck each crevasse of the Black man's fat rolls as he would titty fuck a woman. A common additive to meatloaf is ketchup, but in a Texas Meatloaf the ketchup is substituted with the ranch owner's wife's menstrual fluids which are released all over the obese black man's body.

Sean grabbs a fat, black version of Omar of the street for a Texas meatloaf and uses his wife Jessica period juices to lubricate Omar's fat rolls.
by Seanfish and Co. June 06, 2007
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