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An extremely sexually attractive Texan who can give sexual pleasure to the opposite sex in ways unknown to non-Texans.
Girl: I spent the night at tex's house and i couldn't walk this morning.

Girl 2: So everythinh is bigger in Texas?

Girl: Everything!
by true texan January 12, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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1. A nickname earned/given to a bilidgerant drunk

2. A person hailing from Texas

3. An alter-ego that only surfaces after a considerable amount of alchoholic beverages have been consumed and begin to take an effect.
1. "Hey TEX, you better pull up you pants, noone wants to see how infected that zit on your ass is."

2. "Hey texan, mind if i call you TEX?"

3. "Man, after you drank that whole handle of Admiral Nelson and got a tattoo of your dad ass raping his cellmate, you went outside and shit on the hood of your Ford F350. TEX sure came out last night."
by NWMS BearCAT May 29, 2008
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A tall scrawny ass who looks like a mix between Trent and a bird. Enjoys spreading his assholes to others and will do just about anything with enough encouragement. Texes are very loud and constantly refer to eating ass. Overall Texes are hella lit and love attention.
Guy: YEAH TEX, SPREAD 'EM!!!!!

Tex: *Proceeds to spread asshole in front of camera*
by UltraDankMemes420 May 11, 2016
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a guy who can fuck anyone up
beat ur ass tonymontana
by TEX January 11, 2004
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Tex is a very handsome and sexy male. He's always making people laugh and is very talented at pretty much everything.
Hes a very amazing and fantastic person to be friends with.
You'll be lucky to have a Tex in your life.
Wow, look! its a Tex
by texmex0610 September 15, 2019
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