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A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.
"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."
by BrickDickTrickle69 May 18, 2013
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The act of figuring out how many dicks one can fit into a certain size and shape of mouth.
I wonder how many dicks Miranda can fit into her mouth. Just tetris dick them in there
by WarpedSage December 29, 2014
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