A person who is either a tiny bit or to much retarded.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

A tetard is someone who is a retarded testicle head