by razortazy February 03, 2021
The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021
When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard
Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!
by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021
When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.
While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.
by PaxRAT September 24, 2010
by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019
"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."
by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014