The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021
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An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021
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When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.
While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.
by PaxRAT September 24, 2010
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When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.
Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!
by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019
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When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.
"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."
by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014
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