When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.
"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"
by hussad October 17, 2004
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when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
by Penelope Storm August 02, 2011
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Lying about the length of one's penis.
Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."
by chloeg29 December 13, 2010
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When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!
That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft !
by Torontovip April 08, 2018
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When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.
Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine
by BussANut August 31, 2015
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When a woman is using a tickling motion with her fingers on a mans balls.
I was with this freak last night, she even used the Testicular Tickler on my balls.
by Noicore June 24, 2010
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