Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz