Urban Dictionary: Testicitis

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2015

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Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 07, 2019

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Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old

"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"

by SmokeyBoii February 07, 2019

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Bashfull Testicals

when a mans testicals never drop

since randy had been born with bashfull testicals he couldn't get gina pregnant

by machinamia January 01, 2010

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trans-testical

An individual who chooses to have the opposite reproductive sex organs of his/her birth organs

Guy#1 Dude, that chick had some set of balls

Guy#2 No shit, Shes a trans-testical

by caneywaney August 22, 2009

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Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 09, 2010

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radtastical testical

it's when your SO rad, even ur testicals feel rad

yo, my white niggas, that shoot out was so radtastical testical that i almost shot my testical

by laninna July 08, 2007

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