1) TEST, 123... Bwahaha

2) A paper filled with boring questions that you should answer

1. Person 1 : I can't wait for my test!
Person 2 : That makes 1 nerd!
Person 3 : That was the lamest thing I've ever heard
2. Teacher : We have a test on wednesday and you all better study for it!
Person 1 : Hey look at her huge tits!
Person 2 : Why is she so pissed off recently!
Person 3 : She's just going through her period. ***Chuckle
Teacher : Do you have something to say to me? (Person 3)
Person 3 : No Ma'm, I just said you have a nice ass.
Teacher : What???!?
Person 3 : Wait that isn't what I said!
Teacher : I'm giving you a referral!
Person 3 : Yay!
3. I was just about to test my new lowrider, when a freakin' asteroid came down and busted my spinners. Damn I hate having to repair my new ride, I don't have insurance damnit.
4. Oh Snap! Look at all those Tests! We're fucked!

"If you test then you die"

Person 1: Dude! I have a test tomorrow
Person 2: Did you study for it
Person 1: No
Person 2: You're screwed

Mike: I'm testing the new Jeep tomorrow, wanna go?
Sarah: Sure

i tested the torn parachute. it didn't work.

Person 1: Hey, did you study for that math test we have today?
Person 2: Wait, since when have we had a test!

I wrote this as a test