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A Tesla (a stylish, technology-packed electric vehicle with hella torque and ludicrous acceleration).
Saweetie: Beep beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie?
by ayysouthtexas January 08, 2021
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.
Tessie is cool.
by will101 June 13, 2014
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Originally a broadway tune written in the early 1900s, became the fight song of the Boston Red Sox. It has recently been modernized by the Dropkick Murphys, it can be heard in the movie Fever Pitch and video game MVP Baseball 2005.
2, 3, 4 Tessie, 'nuff said McGreevey shouted, we're not here to mess around; Boston, you know we love you madly hear the crowd roar to your sound!
by OttSens4life April 10, 2005
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A sexy female baker. May or may not be found wearing cupcake pasties.
by Baconlord April 28, 2010
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An adjective used to describe someone who is EXTREMELY self center and can only think about themselves. You will most likely hate every moment you spend near them so watch out
“why are you being so self centered and talking so much about boys?” “omg i’m so sorry i’ve just been feeling a little tessie all day”
by Punanni123 November 27, 2019
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A grade 8 girl who hits on grade 5s, oh and she chased on 5 boys, major tattle tail too.
Wow Tessie is desperate
by Sidechick#34 April 24, 2018
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