by Tmerminod January 26, 2015
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by sexyguy1128 September 23, 2014
Fuck Tessa, she’s the type of person to gloat about everything and be a general annoying bitch. All Tessa’s are rude and constantly brag. They constantly crave attention and work with the devil. They are crybaby’s and annoyances and deserve to burn.
by Vector Bunny March 16, 2020
by Quartzzzz October 10, 2020
by Yuhlavieja October 16, 2019
A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.
Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?
Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!
Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!
Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019