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A reference for a tesco's worker who is either a mole for another company or has a mole on his penis.
"Oh my mate Joe is a tescimole,'
'What'
'He works at tesco's and has a mole on his cock'
'That is funny!!'
by THE DOF April 26, 2013
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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