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A bad-ass old man who fucks young girls while wearing a fedora and one black leather glove. At the end of hours of passionate copulation, he lights an expensive cigar, downs a bottle of jose cuervo, changes your name and is never seen again.
Uni: "Did you hear about Derek's hot sister?"
Jon: " Yeah, apparently she met a Terry O'Neill at a bar last night and is now joining a convent."
Jon: " Yeah, apparently she met a Terry O'Neill at a bar last night and is now joining a convent."
by Thegarageband July 27, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018