someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.
bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed
by anus supreme June 4, 2022
A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.
by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022
A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood
by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022
by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
by DigginBalls September 18, 2021
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023