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The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.
That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
by super tech January 25, 2006
Happy St. Patties Day!
the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!
That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.
by Phil Kuntz December 02, 2002
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A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.
by Nolan Smart December 04, 2005
Happy St. Patties Day!
one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!
" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"
by masshole617 June 16, 2004
Happy St. Patties Day!
sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!
by turd swiper July 26, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!