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The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.
That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
by super tech January 25, 2006
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.
by Phil Kuntz December 02, 2002
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A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.
by Nolan Smart December 04, 2005
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one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!
" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"
by masshole617 June 16, 2004
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when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.
Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.
by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006
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