A drink mainly drank on the West coast of Ireland. It must contain exactly 2 shots of Vodka, 1 shot of Tequila and an indeterminate amount of an orange flavored drink.

Failure by the bar person to make it correctly requires you to throw it back at them while hurling abuse until you are ejected from the establishment.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.