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The word "tepes" in Romanian means "impaler". This is the name given to Vlad Dracula, ruler of Wallachia, because impalement was his prefered and most famous form of execution.
Vlad Tepes Dracula was born in 1431 in the town of Sighisoara, Transylvania.
by Vysala May 18, 2006
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The mythological God of third wheels and third wheeling. While he does not belong to any specific mythology, he is universal in every religion. Can be used as a degrading term.
"Zack came with us to the movies again. He's such a Tepe!"

"Tepe used to watch the two have intercourse from outside the window."
by playertwelve November 28, 2017
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A dumb ass who can't think outside of the bedroom!!!!
You are being so Tepes today.
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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